h0odrich:

it’s could be worse….my life could be like this and I could be ugly…….

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

janicexxx:

nudity is not always sexual, and I CAN flaunt my sexuality and people still need to treat me as a person. Yeesh.

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???